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We know Brittany cause she's Russell's sister. Man, you should see the way both of them fight. But that's off the subject. Where were we anyway? Oh yeah, Brittney. Britaney is pretty cool, and really good at making out. Sometimes we even let her sing with us. She's the only one of the Martian Queens that we even let near the mic actually. She's not too bad actually, until she starts screaming like a Banshee. We're like, "Britteney, calm down! Remember: mainstream, mainstream, mainstream." Aah, but she won't listen. She's into all that 'alternative' stuff. Pssh. |
 Britiny singing 'Galactic Boy'.
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 Britaney always was kind of shy, which really puts a damper on any kind of professional music career in my opinion.
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 There's that funky orange wall again!
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 Guess what! Brittney didn't take her training wheels off till last year! Oooh, she's gonna kill me when she finds out I said that!
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 Here Britney is subtlely making fun of all the cheerleaders and jocks at high school. She would never really be a cheerleader.
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 I swear, if we have to listen to Bretinny talk about her dolls anymore, we're gonna get kinda mad. Kinda really mad!
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 We had like 3 pictures left on the roll of film we used for our New Jersey trip, so we just took random pictures.
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 Yeah, we took a vacation to New Jersey, what's wrong with that?
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 In case you haven't noticed, Britney does a lot of laying around. Hey doofy, get a job!
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 So get this, Britney actually bought one of those inflatable seats! Can you say "tacky"?
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 When we went to Disney World for show choir, Britney got one of those picures of herself as she went down the water flume.
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 But don't let that fool you, Britney hates Disney and everything it stands for.
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 Like taking advantage of young children in the pursuit of profits. None of that for her, no way!
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 I think this is her senior picture. She went for that "arty" look.
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 Ssh, don't tell her mom this, but here's a drunk pic of Brit! HA HA HA! She was wasted!
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 Brit's dad always had to get a pic of Brit on the first day of school. She HATED that!
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 Britney can actually sit on water!!! What?!? What do you mean water's not that blue?!? Shut up.
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 Another drunk picture. Hmmm...we seem to have a lot of these.
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 Britney trying out to get onto one of those milk commericals where the kid talks about how milk helps him grow, while he's growing. You probably don't even remember those, do you.
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 Idiot.
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