Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jenny's been with us since the beginning, always supporting us through our rough times. In a lot of ways, she's like a big sister to us. Even though she's actually the same age as most of us. She's just more mature then us. Get this, she drinks iced tea! She doesn't really "get" our deeper song, and she usually doesn't understand our jokes, but she is good at making out. Really guys, take my word for it. See, even if she does it out of pity, it doesn't seem like it. She's very independent. I guess she had to learn how to take care of herself at an early age ever since her Jamaican parents moved back to their homeland. Man, you should have seen Jenny when she was in the high school play our freshman year! She made such a fool of herself when she said "He's making soybeans out of plastic" instead of "He's making plastics out of soybeans" like she was supposed to. But then she got us all back when she beat the crap out of us.