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Monday December 21 1999
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The Martian Kings are all but decimated. Emporer Gringard's forces have rolled in and discovered their secret hide out in the icestone hills of the Traverian region of Mars. Luckily, they were able to escape with-what? Emporer GRIGNARD? Oh my God, I feel like such a dork now.

Eqq Theory has risen from their ashes though. Ed and Ted are hiding out in an even BETTER hiding spot this time, now that we've found out the old "You can't see me if I can't see you" deal doesn't work all the time. We started recording our new album, using our one-track tape player. Stay tuned for furthur details about that. In the mean time, check out our NEW SONG, titled"Corporate Christmas". It'll razzle-dazzle you, and put you in a funky Christmas mood.

If that is not enough, I've cooked up something that is sure to hold your interest: The Martian Queens homepage. That's right, a whole site dedicated to those lovely, talented women who made us who we are today. If you can see the irony in that statement, then you're one step furthur to understanding women themselves. Just kidding! But seriously, if you like Jennifer Love Hewitt, Salma Hayek, Sarah Michelle Geller, Brittney Spears, Cameron Diaz, and much much more. Wait, should that be 'many many more'? Oh who cares. No one reads these pages. i cood do whatever i wanted no one would no one would evan notis no they woodant

The Martian King epic is not over; it will never be over. As long as people thumb their noses at the status quo and pick their noses at operas, we'll still have new chapters to write.

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