Jenny's been with us since the beginning, always supporting us through our rough times. In a lot of ways, she's like a big sister to us. Even though she's actually the same age as most of us. She's just more mature then us. Get this, she drinks iced tea! She doesn't really "get" our deeper song, and she usually doesn't understand our jokes, but she is good at making out. Really guys, take my word for it. See, even if she does it out of pity, it doesn't seem like it. She's very independent. I guess she had to learn how to take care of herself at an early age ever since her Jamaican parents moved back to their homeland. Man, you should have seen Jenny when she was in the high school play our freshman year! She made such a fool of herself when she said "He's making soybeans out of plastic" instead of "He's making plastics out of soybeans" like she was supposed to. But then she got us all back when she beat the crap out of us. |
Here's Jennifer at our high school, wearing one of her longer dresses. | Sure Jen, you're real cool. No, I'm serious. Really. mmppphggww-HA HA HA HA! |
If you look close, you can see me and Kaup enjoying "funky boots" in the background. | Ok, I admit, Line Mountain High School was really conservative. |
Sometimes Jen gets possessed by Monster. | Other times she gets possessed by the beach. Or his son. Get it? Get it? |
Jen got to go to France cause she took French in high school. | Most of the time, however, Jen just sits around and does nothing. NOTHING! |
Jen showing determination, one of her two best qualities. Or should I say 'ualities'? | No! You're just using Dilbert jokes now! (Stay calm...) |
And where did us idiots who took Spanish get to go? Taco Bell!!! What's up with that crap?!? | Another beach picture. Sorry, I'm running out of jokes. Or at least funny ones. |
I got Jen those leopard skin high heels for her birthday. How was I supposed to know they would hurt her feet so much? I'm sorry! | This was one of those times where we made out cause she felt sorry for me. |
She always signs her pictures. It's like an inside joke with us, you know, in case she ever gets famous or something nutty like that. | Jen's lucky, cause whenever she gets headaches, they're only 'that' big. |
We surprised Jenny with this big bottle of Neutrogena. She thought it was 'cute'. What the hell does that mean? | Right before district chorus tryouts. Jen was only 5 points away from getting a chair!!! Boy was she pissed! |
Jennifer loves those heart candies! Wow, not only did I hit a pun, but I also managed to get a kind of parallel play on words kind of thing. | Jen went through a phase where she wanted to play basketball, but that dream got cut short when she sucked. |
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