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Major update to these pages! Design overhaul, bug fixes, HTML optimization, etc. New pics too! Let me know what you think, and join the announcement list! Oh yeah, I do all this for free, no strings attached. All i ask is that you check out my band, Galactic Boy! That's not too bad, is it!

Wanna find out whenever I update this page? The joke's on you! I DON'T update this page!!! HA HA HA. Ashley, I'm just kidding. I do update this page a lot. Join the mailing list to find out when exactly. There, am I cool yet? If you join the mailing list, we won't cut you. Enter your email address below, then click the 'Join List' button:
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jen and sarah Well well, true believers. Looks like you made it to the only redeeming part of our web site. And boy is it redeeming!!! Wait, that doesn't really make sense. Oh well, nothing makes sense, not even corned beef in a can. Well, if you haven't noticed, this site exists to spotlight a few of the 'unsung heros', (or should i say 'heroins'? no. maybe i shouldn't) of the band: our groupies. The beautiful women (BW's) you'll find in these pages have been there since day one, helping us tune guitars, work out horn parts and providing moral support. Yeah, sometimes they get annoying, or they distract us from our music, but all in all, they've been a great help. Gee, thanks girls!

And so, we've created these pages to provide these ladies with the attention they deserve. Hopefully after visiting these pages, you'll agree that these women are truly special; that they have an inner beauty. Aw shucks, enough rambling, here they are:
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  • Britney Spears - One of the younger Queens, Britney likes foreign films, Kurt Vonnegut, and Situationism.
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones - One of our former drummers, Catherine Zeta-Jones still shows up to practices, an awkward situation.
  • Denise Richards - Denise is our resident electrical whiz, able to fix most all of our junky equipment.
  • Heather Graham - A fan. Too punk for the ska scene, too skank for the punk scene. Wait, I didn't mean it like that.
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt - she's like the big sister of the band, only more like the same-age sister. But she's not related to us.
  • Sarah Michelle Geller - though she plays a mean fluglehorn, we usually just let Sarah hum along off the stage.


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